breatharian

some dumb cunt who thinks they can, instead of eating food, survive by eating/breathing oxygen and absorbing sunlight like a fucking plant.

stoner: im a breatharian!
normal human: wtf how are you alive

by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019

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Breana Sloan

A name given to someone who, though very shy, is likely to be the most amazing girl ever. She not only cares for you to the point it's almost excessive, but she can also turn any bad day around with just a single smile.

If you ever meet a breana sloan, then keep her close and never let go because she could very well become the love of your life, and with many talents, I wouldn't see why not. Gifted with an amazing ability to draw and write just adds to the package of her beautiful eyes and gorgeous hair.

She's truly one of a kind

Me: I met an amazing girl who's just the right amount of shy.

Bf: Sounds like a total breana sloan

by Carrot xD April 18, 2014

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Breanan

She's kind, funny confusing. She's bubbly, she's out going she's my best friend and it's not brianna or Breanna it's Breanan. If there's trouble she's your girl, if you need a shoulder to cry she's your girl. Honest, loyal and just a bit sped, there's no person more reliable than Breanan.

Whoa dude you're dating Breanan, you're one lucky guy

by G4y30I September 5, 2019

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breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer

to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

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