brunette

A brunette is someone with brown hair. Usually a girl. Being brunette does NOT make you ugly, annoying, dumb, jealous or whatever anyone makes up. Judging by most of these deffinitions, the blondes are insecure, attacking brunettes like that. But who really cares? Everyone who thinks one hair color is better is an idiot. Blondes started it, angry at the fact they are called dumb and hot(that one is not an insult people)they began calling brunettes ugly, dull, annoying, and totally horrible. Blondes began to make the outrageous claim in which they say "blondes have more fun" to which brunettes simply replied with "brunettes have more fun" sadly many people still think that blondes are hotter or better and brunettes basically get screwed in life. The truth is hair color dictates nothing about who you are or how you look. Blondes are NOT dumb or annoying or slutty or whatever. Brunettes are NOT annoying or jealous or dull or ugly. Basically, don't judge people by hair color.

person1: Hey, she has brown hair
person2: Yes, she's a brunette.
person1: Does they mean she is any less than a blonde?
person2: No.
person1: Does that mean blondes are less than her?
person2: No.
person1: So it just means she has brown hair?
person2: Yup.
person1: Oh.

by i speak truth August 25, 2006

Brunette Roulette

This is when you have a slutty friend that you know you and all your friends could easily have sex with or have probably already had sex with. You are trying to figure out which one truly has the most elite seamen. So you all ride her bareback, release your genetics inside of her, wait 9ish months, and now you know whos sperm is truly the fastest, strongest, and most agile.

Listen son, I think you're old enough now to find out about how you were brought into this world. Well...it all started with a little game called brunette roulette.

by electrickoolaid6 September 30, 2010

Brantley Gilbert

The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.

Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.

by jAk3333. February 28, 2011

brunette

Brunette's are known to be reliable, dependable, intelligent, and exotic. It's also been said that brunettes are more approachable since the color brown is prevalent across all cultures. Brunettes are more seductive and exotic than blondes, and they stand out. They're unique and individualistic, whereas with blondes, I've heard people say "all blondes look the same" or "barbie doll." Although it is just a hair color, brunettes in general are more beautiful and striking.

The most beautiful women in the world are brunettes - catherine zeta jones, angelina jolie, vanessa marcil, and aishwarya rai (former miss world)to name a few.

by ps October 19, 2004

Brantford

Brantford is A town in Ontario Canada where all the girls are sluts and all the guys are hockey playing fuckbois who walk around shouting ferda all day. Almost all the teens do drugs and half of them drop out of school before grade 11. Still has the highest teen pregnancy rate in all of Ontario and also the highest car theft rate. Most girls are bitches who just act like sluty to sleep with guys you can also get heroine on any street corner and the down town is nasty and homeless people pull knifes on you but hey we have Wayne Gretzky so fuck all of you

Do you like in brantford
Ya man it’s fucked I’m 11 and have 2 kids

by Mickey Dickey October 29, 2017

Brunette

A person with brown hair which is a couple shades darker than a blonde and a few shades lighter than someone with black hair. It has nothing to do with intelligence, amount of fun or anything else. It's only a hair color that can be changed by dye, lemon juice or sun light... Sometimes bad koolaid.

"Well since I'm a blonde and supposedly 'Stupid' by social standards, I guess I should drip over that table and end up fighting that brunette over there because we look different. Or, I could be the only person here with a definition and not an opinion"

by Shauna July 5, 2004

Off your barnett

Off your barnett is when you have consumed a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs and are going on a west one.

Example 1:
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke and half an E"

Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"

Example 2:
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"

Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"

by FlappedJoint May 31, 2012