bootland

Crazy sadistic man who strikes fear into supermarket colleagues with his disturbing rants and weird behaviour , his love for cheerios makes him a real scary satanic being

I caught him raping a kitten.. hes being a right bootland today

I caught him screaming at a box of cheerios . Hes being a right bootland

by shrimp2023 August 8, 2014

Booman

A Booman is a person with the shape and posture of a dwarf which has accidentally been put in a spaghetti machine. It wears a pair of upside-down Harry Potter-style glasses which have been painted purple by a 3 year old kid with brain damage and a spray can.

"Oh dear, what's that man doing over there?"
"Oh, he's just being Booman."

by YayForLife March 6, 2009

Boatman

Another word for pedo one who specifically lives in a boat but can be a normal guy

Friend 1:"when I was walking there was a boatman following me"

friend 2:"ewwww boatmen are gross"

by frenchayie June 3, 2020

bootpants

A big saggy baby diaper full of poo.

1)I smell something, I think junior made a big bootpants.2)This has been a total bootpants day.

by Boola October 26, 2007

brotman

an extremely arrogant, cocky ass hole who refers to his genital area as the "brotwurst"

The Brotman is awesome and the brotwurst is huge!!!

by sexyboi252 September 22, 2012

bootanguous

1. to have a orange, fat, Snookie ass (adj.)
SIMILAR TO BOOTANUOUS.

examples.

1. "snookie's ass is so orange its bootanguous."

by bitchplease1234 August 25, 2011

Bootanical View

The view from your eyes to a bodacious buttox.

Guy: Damn man this bootanical view is off the hook! Check out that girl over there!

Guy: MY LORD, SO BEAUTIFUL

by Michael Jordan Wrote This October 31, 2012