Bono 

Beat off nod off. Self fulfillment followed by a little nap.

I had a quick bono before I could even think about going out last night.

Bono by Bloominagain November 26, 2022

bono 

definition whatever JS2290 chooses it to be either its been noob / idjiot / fatneck / bonehead or all of the above

Rolbox noob: ehy JS make dodeg nuttins and peterbuilt 397
JS2290: 5 year old learn how to spell bono

bono by slyveon February 23, 2023

Bono 

a person who gets blamed for lots of things that they oppose, like the scapegoated rock star of the same name.

Don't blame him for that. He's just a Bono.

Bono by Janet Anidoe June 10, 2011

bono 

conceited little shit of a man who loves to snort up charlie and speaking in a stupid contrived accent which doesnt reflect real Dublin people.

Self righteous hasbeen cunt who should give up "performing" and support some home grown replacements rather than licking Apple and IRMAs arses.

charliegreedyhypocrytejunkieweekend staring into the mirrorself obsesseddelusions of granduerembarrassment to Ireland

"Oh god no- maaa- look at that twat Bono on the news, he's pipin more shite about the third world and I swear to god he looks off his face"

bono by womoma November 26, 2006

Bono 

lead singer of the highly publicized group "U2".
what's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't think he is Bono.

Bono does not sing well live.

Bono by quintessential he June 2, 2009

Bono 

Singer from U2. The worst composer of music in history. He thinks he's the next best thing to God. His fans claim that he's helping to stop world hunger and other curing aids even though he has accomplished nothing but getting millions of undeserved money. Deserves to die a horrible, painful death involving gerbils gnawing off his tiny penis.

Bono: Okay, the next song I'm going to sing is about how great I am and how everyone should call me "God" and worship me.

Person who likes good music #1: Screw this, I'm gonna go listen to some Led Zeppelin, where the singer is actually talented!

Person who likes good music #2: Jesus Christ, your music makes my ears bleed!

Bono by Blackdog 218 August 18, 2009

Bono 

Originally the singer of homosexual band U2. Now also known as a perfect synonym for "gay" or "very gay". It can also mean "queer", or "wuss", depending on the situation.

You fuckin Bono, quit staring at my dad's ass.

Bono by NainDeJardin November 26, 2006