Boner

When your penis gets hard

Damn!! Did you see grandma bend over she always knows how to give me a boner!!

by Luigigreen nuts August 11, 2019

Boner

Adj. Hot, sexy, fine, bodacious

Damn, Megan Fox looked so boner in Transformers.

She looks totally boner even after giving birth.

by Beastboy22 September 20, 2013

Boner

Something Mr. Claus gets when he looks at a certain student ;) and also something Mr. Campbell gets during every class he has

"God damn Lexi, you gave Mr. Claus such a boner today!

by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016

Boner

Male reproductive organ becoming stiff by either sexual arousal or coincidentally; who or which bones

1: When I saw that girl I got a boner
2: That man, I swear he was a boner

by Nicoxman8 April 5, 2015

Boner

That moment when your dick is hella hard

Bro did u see Jenna ? I got a boner wen I saw her ass

by urbih December 10, 2019

Boner

When your dick has a excitement

Did u see my boner when i was doing my presentation in class today?

by Archenemy June 3, 2020

Boner

Wanting to frick kiersten.

Kiersten: Hey baby, I have a feeling that you want a boner tonight.
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 4, 2022