Dad bod

1) "Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.

If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.

2)Having a "dad bod" is a nice balance between working out and keeping a beer gut
1) Mike is totally working on that dad bod after getting his wife pregnant.

2) I miss Chris Pratt's dad bod from before he was on Guardians of the Galaxy.
by AnGrYRameN June 14, 2015
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Non-Bod

The phrase used to describe a body that has no natural form or muscle definition. It comes from 'a nothing body' that describes either a skinny man or chubby man.
in context:
"Have you seen Ally recently...He's got an absolute Non-Bod!"
by BUFC2010 January 25, 2011
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Mom Bod

A body type that is not obese nor severely overweight but also not too muscular or skinny. Women who have these bodies are typically 5-20 pounds overweight but in the right places. A mom bod typically has thick thighs, a soft and plump but also small stomach, and a big but not excessive butt. Women with mom bods also have good facial structure too. For instance you might be able to make out a jawline or prominent cheekbones. Women with this body type are VERY ATTRACTIVE and are highly desired by men. This post may seem backhanded but I promise you as a member of the male species this body type is fine af. Y’all look amazing (especially in leggings) and y’all give the best cuddles and hugs so there are no complaints on my end. However one thing to note is that all bodies are beautiful however this body type is severely and I mean severely underrated but most men low key love it :)
by Chad Chett November 22, 2021
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Fortnite bod

The newfound higher body fat content of a child that tries to make a career out of a battle royale game, leading to a dramatic increase in sedentary behavior and Mountain Dew consumption.
Friend: Yo wtf happened to your little brother? He eat a Oreo factory?
Me: Nah, he just played squads all summer. He’s pretty decent at it now, and he got that Fortnite bod to match.
by Taytaysmizzle June 04, 2019
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Mom bod

Chick that was hot befor she had a baby and is still banging even after she has had a baby, just her hips are a little wider, but damn do they make them yoga pants look good!
Look at that target mom with that mom bod! Shes rocking them yoga pants!
by Beau Kash October 26, 2017
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Dad Bod

A guy who has kids and was once in shape and still has guns that can crush beer cans but also with a belly that says I drank those beers and I can eat 6 slices of pizza in one seating.
Check out All those chicks all over Mikes dad bod at the pool.
by Hawaiian_Mike May 23, 2015
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rona bod

The plump body physique acquired due to one's diet and inactivity while staying indoors for the duration of the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic. Not to be misdiagnosed as a dad bod, which one may have already been working on prior to the rona outbreak.
1) Thank God Wu Flu season is over, but now I seriously gotta start working out this rona bod.
2) Oh, guess whose rona bod I saw on my grocery store run the other day, muffin top and all.
by doctordom April 22, 2020
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