Chest Blubber

A derogatory way of describing a woman's chest. This also has instances where it is used for a mans chest.

"Damn! I almost suffocated in Jessica's chest blubber!"

"Woah there Bobby! There's no need to pull out your chest blubber."

by Georgio Belushi January 8, 2008

Hubba Blubbering

Why you cry so hard you blow a snot bubble out of your nose in the style of 80's chewing gum Hubba Bubba.

Francois: Wow, you were really upset when you found out Milli Vanilli weren't actually singing.

Millicent: Upset?! I was at home hubba blubbering! When that shit popped snot went everywhere!

by Antoine testicle October 22, 2009

blubber face

One who is being an ugly fat faced jerk.One who actually has a fat face.

WOW...she has a blubber face.

by Pynkydo February 26, 2018

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

Blubber Nugget

Taking a pound of blubber and frying it.

Would you like me to bring Blubber Nuggets to the Christmas Party?

Blubber Nuggets are so good!

by Juqswedrftjf December 28, 2011

Blubber Face

1. To sob deliriously, especially if the weeping face has a fair amount of jowls and wag.

2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.

3. Rush Limbaugh.

"All that right-wing talk radio is full of blubber face!"

by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004

Blubber nugget

A fat black, dark, or colored person

Damn that blubber nugget eats to much......one day he's going to blow up

by Jonathan and Ricky March 13, 2009