blow job

The incredibly disgusting act of sucking a man's penis. While most women pretend to enjoy this, we all hate it.

My boyfriend asked for a blow job last night, I told him he could go fuck himself.

by Blomi Plees November 28, 2006

blow job

oral sex upon a man's penis. hurts with braces.

Damn that was a good Blow job, but those braces cut the hell out of me.

by bandagecock January 1, 2006

blow job

A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

by Carl J. Maltese April 15, 2007

Blow Job

A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

by Brian-anonymous September 12, 2008

blow job

what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.

asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind

by Yoneo July 26, 2006

blow job

The licking, sucking or blowing of a males genitals or dick. The thing most prefered by males apart from intercourse.
Results in ejaculation and pleasure for the male.

1. The hot chick gave the guy a blow job in the night.
2. Hey, babe. How about a blow job?

by Roger Ramjet March 16, 2006

blow job

A blow job is basically when a guy's like, "Hey! Wanna suck my dick?" and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, "Okay." After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life.

After receiving permission from his girlfriend, Johnny the man-whore got his cocked sucked good and hard; it was his grandma's first blow job.

by Captain Penis June 21, 2006