blithering idiot

A "blithering idiot" is someone who is somehow more stupid than stupid.

"Why is part of my cake missing?"
"Why'd you put it there in the first bloody place?"
" It was meant to be there, you blithering idiot!"

by AiryGoats March 22, 2024

loitering

littering but spelt HORRIBLY wrong!

man 1: this sign says no loitering!

man 2: you mean littering?

man 1: um... yeah *embarrassed*

man 2: why did you say imp air ass??

man 1: uhm... *rubs sweat off forehead*

man 2: never rub my forehead again.

by epicfloppagamer69 May 14, 2024

blithering idiot

Someone babbling like a bumbling band of baboons while being highly unaware of the situation.

Argus: "Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!"
Minerva: "They are supposed to be out of bed you blithering idiot!"

by wullxz January 18, 2025

Blithering Idiot

Donald J Trump

DJT: *Says words*
Almost everyone: "There's a blithering idiot if ever we saw one!"

by Agentthot March 5, 2025

Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Aggressive Loitering

The act of loitering that can be deemed as being aggressive, with examples such as loitering in front of a mall door to prevent people entering.

We now begin the trial of Dofy Doofer for the crime of aggressive loitering.

by silvervoid22 September 12, 2018

The Blithering Shits

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.

The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.

by late4supper April 5, 2024