blindfolded chocolate milkshake

with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.

dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.

by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008

blindfolded clam trap

the female equivilent to tea bagging

at the party last night, this guy passed out . so i put him in the blindfolded clam trap

by liquidsilk February 28, 2009

blindfolded double reverse stranger

Similar to the Stranger, reverse stranger and the double reverse stranger, however, after proceeding to numb you penis and hand you then blindfold yourself in order to imagine someone jerking off.

I could not manage to pull of the blindfolded double reverse stranger becuase i questioned myself too much.

by Andy Langberg September 2, 2006

blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.

We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.

by Nogdog October 16, 2014

Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.

Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."

by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023

african blindfold

When with a woman that has large hoop earrings, you stick your dick through one of the earrings, across her face, and through the other earring, blinding her with your penis.

Last night my buddy from Kenya said he gave his girl an African blindfold.

by Bigpotofgumbo May 30, 2023

Mexican blindfold (Zoro)

Wrapping your ball skin over someone’s eyes.

Mike: How was your night last night?
Joey: great I have a girl the Mexican blindfold (Zoro) and she couldn’t see shit!

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023