Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.

Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

Blessing Feeds

The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.

Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.

by ScottTheFlexGod November 7, 2018

Blessing of Africa

large penis

abbreviated 'B.O.A.'

Mordecai has a real BOA in his trousers.
-or-
Mordecai has a real Blessing of Africa in his trousers.

by Mordecai May 19, 2004

blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

Blessing shoot

A ritual in which four people must stand in a circle and shoot and then they all receive the best salmon from the nearest freshwater lake.

The four teenagers were hungry so they performed blessing shoot and received the highest quality salmon

by Ultimate DPS prophet September 4, 2019

blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011