blender droppings 

the remnants of a frozen daiquiri left in the blender after pouring a glass

Jennifer, the bartender got hammered by drinking all the blender droppings

blender droppings by rawderick January 22, 2009

blender jizz 

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

blender jizz by the world famous L November 20, 2010

blender ass 

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

blender ass by Elderee January 17, 2015

Blender Dick Syndrome 

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

Blender Dick Syndrome by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019

Blender Desk

When you think your dogs are very cute and want to kiss them

Tommy Lorelli wants to Blender Desk his dogs

Blender Desk by Mr. Desk February 8, 2023

Blender Guse 

a wussy ass snitch who makes up crap, just to get someone arrested. He also hides behind his boyfriends.

Guse would be scared to fight someone so he brings his boyfriends with him.

Blender Guse by polt May 8, 2005

blender wrists

When a gay man unwilling uses his hands and wrists to talk excitedly about something.

Did you see the blender wrists on Steve? He was going a mile a minute talking about the hot sweaty guy at the gym.

blender wrists by Sassyfrass May 21, 2014