beamer

A BMW motorcycle. NOT to be confused with bimmer, a BMW automobile.

"Hey Ian, check out my new beamer!"
"Thats a sedan not a motorcycle jackass"

by bmw enthuisist July 2, 2009

steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

bleemer

A call of duty shot that exceeds a beemer. A term used by COD expert lBliTzShOt and Chris Money Protillo, this group created what is now know the BleemerGanG

Did you see that Josh guy, man had a bleemer, one bursted me cross map, he had to be a part of BleemerGanG

by BIGeastSpeeedy October 2, 2017

bleaver fleaver

After a girl holds a baby and wants some dude to impregnate her.

My wife just held my friends baby, now her bleaver fleaver is kicking in and won’t stop trying to fuck me.

by Babyglum October 2, 2020

beamer

A person with a bright persona.

Lilian is such a beamer.

by anonymouskevin November 21, 2020

Beamer Buddy

A a pair of teens that both own Bmw cars and have sex on the regular occasion.

I’m going to Netflix and chill with my Beamer Buddy.

by Beamer Boy696969 May 2, 2021

Beamerd

My dick when is goin to explode

I was beamerd Up like a blue pepsi

by Josense August 17, 2021