Blockade

Non-specific, preemptive block, preventing a "wah" for the entire statement. (See definitions of block and wah)

Bob: "BLOCKADE. This hot dog is way too big! It almost got stuck in my throat like three times. I just can't swallow things this big anymore.:

Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."

by Israel Lombardozi February 3, 2003

Blackanese

To speak in a dumbed down version of english, using words such as, Fo for the word For, Da for the word The, and dis for the word This. Usually used by those too lazy to even speak.

I went to da house to pick up da weed.
Fo real? Dis weed da shit.
Yeah, best part is, dem cracka cops dont understand Blackanese.

by Useless Utensile December 16, 2008

Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.

(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!

by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010

blackanese

Another term for Ebonics (or black talk).

Blacks from the ghetto speak blackanese.

by Kid Billy January 29, 2004

Blackanese

A man/women of of half African/Black and half Vietnamese decent, also see Blasian

'What IS your race exactly?'
'O' I'm Blackanese'

by AfroJew April 26, 2010

blackdew

very cruel girl who can easily break someone's heart

I hate blackdew because she has broken my heart

by Andrius M. lonesome April 7, 2008

blackdeath

A hemaphrodite that plays video games while getting a rusty trombone from another hemaphrodite who ate bad sushi a few hours before and is having massive explosive diarhea.

Every time that guy Herb comes to the lan he always has to be the loudest blackdeath, why cant he just put a sock in it?

by Harold Shumacker February 28, 2005