by kennythemoron October 23, 2023

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream
by CavaKing December 2, 2018

A buttock.
Alisa went to the club and got drunk. She then decided to show everyone how beautiful her birthday cake truly is.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 10, 2022

The Act of Slapping your partner in their face during sex as they are about to climax, immediately followed by giving them surprise Anal.
by Hugh e Rexion November 17, 2023
