Falling off the bench

when someone’s life begins to fall apart.(drugs, debt, women, etc.)

I have to say I’ve been falling off the bench recently, but I’m in the process of getting back on

by suicidal dog April 16, 2019

benchtard

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.

Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.

by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007

writers bench

located on 149th street in upper manhattan
once a meeting place for graffiti writers in new york city (1970's & 1980's). people would watch the art on the passing trains (it was where the 2 & 5 lines converged)
now thanks to the mta and the clean train movement... it is only historical location, a reminder of what once was.

by bootsy collins April 13, 2003

the bench

when you are already in a relationship, "the bench" is all the people that are interested in you and waiting for you guys to break up, so they can have have a shot. Also known as "second stringers."

I posted a pic of me today and all the guys from the bench like it. My boyfriend got jealous.

by bugattiprincess September 3, 2015

benchwarmer

When you warm the bench with your weak, incompetent ass.

He is such a benchwarmer. At least, his ass warms the bench.

by admondaba January 14, 2011

Bench Mob

Nickname for the 2010-11 Chicago Bulls' bench players.

Did you just see that Taj Gibson monster dunk?! Another homicide committed by the Bench Mob!

by Hi-Hat June 9, 2011

bench clearer

In baseball, when two players start a fight on the field and both teams join in, you have a bench clearer.

There was a big bench clearer between the Padres and the Cardinals and everyone got their ass whupt.

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006