Beige Python

Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata, Class: Reptilia, Order: Squamata, Family: Boidae, Genus: Python, Beige

Also known as a trouser snake, the Beige Python is known to lurk in a particular pair of pants around the Bartow County area of Georgia. Women from all over the world come to Bartow County for a chance to see the legendary python.

Allison! Did you see that guy's beige python over there, it was so bulgy and huge!

by JamesME August 17, 2010

Beige Bone

The term beige bone would be used to describe any mixed Negro-American that is too light to be called a red bone, or a yellow bone. These niggas are literally beige colored. That's you know they a real beige bone.
So basically niggas like Steph Curry.

Sway: "You ain't black bro"
Logic: "I'm bi-racial!"
Sway: "Na nigga you a 'beige bone'."

by Drilzka March 15, 2019

Beige Off

A competition in which more than one individual wears as much beige as possible in a failed attempt to match.

In a Beige Off there are not always knowing participants; however there are always judges.

Shawn easily won the beige off at work today. He even had on a beige cloth belt from his Boy Scout days.

by Jamark March 5, 2010

Beige Mage

A beige mage is a person who calls someone else a white knight if they show a basic act of kindness to a female.

"Dude, did you see Gavin call Brent a white knight?"

"Yeah, and all Brent did was help that Kelsey up. What a beige mage."

by Brent T. Johnson October 17, 2018

Beige Pants

The acquisition of oral sex from a female partner.

Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!

by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009

beige baby

Lighter-complected baby or child who is bi racial or multi racial.

That beige baby has pretty blue eyes and curly hair.

by Dena Sablotny November 13, 2004

Beige Head

A balding male, typically well off and completely inconsiderate toward anyone below his paygrade or with more hair. A Beige Head is NOT bald, but balding. This gives the overall appearance of his hair a beige-like coloration.

"That stupid Beige Head in the Mercedez cut me off!"

by Coates45 April 20, 2009