Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable
1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him
2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan
2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan
by hangoverconcierge July 7, 2012
1. A web hosting "company" that now is no longer in service. They offered free Linux-based hosting with shell access, which is extremely rare, were funded by donation, and tried to be somewhat "community" driven.
2. An idea that seems good and noble, but in fact, is doomed to never be successful due to its inherit naivete.
2. An idea that seems good and noble, but in fact, is doomed to never be successful due to its inherit naivete.
Let's start a company that gives all its profits to create better educational systems for unprivileged children!
Well, that'd be nice and all, but it's a total beige tower. I'm not going to invest in it.
Well, that'd be nice and all, but it's a total beige tower. I'm not going to invest in it.
by Isaac Z. Schlueter May 3, 2008
Noun; The worst possible situation ever possible. incredible boredom. An inescapeable fate worse than death.
A life threatening level of boredom.
Alternate phrasings; Defcon Beige, Situation: beige, Status: Beige, Shit we've gone Beige, we've hit beige
A life threatening level of boredom.
Alternate phrasings; Defcon Beige, Situation: beige, Status: Beige, Shit we've gone Beige, we've hit beige
"Code beige, ralph is coming over."
"Dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom."
"Tannoy: WARNING, CODE BEIGE
Captain: At least now it can't get any worse!"
"Game over guys, we're into the beige."
"Dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom."
"Tannoy: WARNING, CODE BEIGE
Captain: At least now it can't get any worse!"
"Game over guys, we're into the beige."
by Mondo Peanut March 19, 2009
1. When you get shampoo or soap in your but crack while taking a shower and it dosnt get rinsed out befor the shower is over. over the course of the day it will turn into a sticky slime known as Garden Beige
2. when you go poo and dont whipe good enough and some residue is left behinde and after a couple minits it starts to burn or become irritated and you have to go whipe again. (this is another form of garden beige)
2. when you go poo and dont whipe good enough and some residue is left behinde and after a couple minits it starts to burn or become irritated and you have to go whipe again. (this is another form of garden beige)
man i didnt rinse off good enough in the shower, now i got bad garden beige, im going to have to stop by the restroom and whipe!
by 815kush August 31, 2010
Beige bitch is the prodigy daughter of Karen. Usually named Victoria, Stephanie, and Alexis. Live Laugh Love. Bedroom decor consists of an array of colors being peach, white, tan(beige), with trims of gold and seashells. Has no unique interests and hobbies include taking pictures at the beach with friends while creating a heart with their hands. Drinking all of the boxed wine, getting way too drunk and makes a complete full of herself, i.e. trying to bang every dude at the bar. Blonde balayage.
by OnyxQueen December 6, 2009
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