A beige mage is a person who calls someone else a white knight if they show a basic act of kindness to a female.
"Dude, did you see Gavin call Brent a white knight?"

"Yeah, and all Brent did was help that Kelsey up. What a beige mage."
by Brent T. Johnson October 17, 2018
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2 shots of espresso medium size no sugar.

And balls.
Chico needed his balls iced after preparing the dirty beige for Valerie.
by Maximus moridious January 30, 2021
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Possibly the most refreshing exilerating adrenaline induced milkshake brand...i mean colour ever known to man, or anything other than fungi.
(Jerome) Demond that Wigger looks slick in those electric beige shoes!
(Demond) I sure feel stupid in these Nike Air Jordans...
by Joel the dentist July 10, 2010
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Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!
by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009
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Lighter-complected baby or child who is bi racial or multi racial.
That beige baby has pretty blue eyes and curly hair.
by Dena Sablotny November 13, 2004
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A balding male, typically well off and completely inconsiderate toward anyone below his paygrade or with more hair. A Beige Head is NOT bald, but balding. This gives the overall appearance of his hair a beige-like coloration.
"That stupid Beige Head in the Mercedez cut me off!"
by Coates45 April 19, 2009
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