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Normal Human Behaviour

The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts “this will never be fully cleaned” and “the person who will have to clean this will have a hellacious day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish, dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.
Wow. He uses confetti, quite disgruntling.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting

I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.
by JustinTheWanker December 28, 2021
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anthony social behaviour

Often violent and unnecessary angry behaviour. This could involve hitting, pulling hair or general abuse, especially on phonecalls where they sound aggresive. People who are anthony social tend to be sadistic and be called jefford!
STOP this anthony social behaviour!
stressy jeffy
fuck you! give me my emerica cap back!
by nom de plume. April 13, 2005
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out-of-balance behaviour

the tendency of going too high on top and then way too low on the ground typical for women and people with unstable phyche and very overactive imagination which is causing from time to time a kind of nuisance to friends and colleauges who have no idea what's going on
Come on boy, forget it, she's just like that, sometimes this out-of-balance behaviour, we've got used to that already
by NoNamess September 25, 2006
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anti social behaviour

one who keeps her neighbours up all night with an awful racket between her mooing & him flapping & making walrus noises. in between them outside, her eating the grass & him eating the fish out of the pond!!!
will somone please fone that fucking zoo & have these morons removed with their anti social behaviour ffs!!!
by starstruck January 28, 2008
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Cognitive Behaviour Therapy

A very popular talking therapy is Cognitive Behaviour Therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. A therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor bugger has actually got worse. Often done on the NHS with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. Regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some bastards like to make money out of other people's misery. An over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.
Jane went to see her therapist last week for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy; I'm visiting her today in the loony bin
by MysticMog September 21, 2011
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crab behaviour

Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself
Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour
by DJTJ April 12, 2017
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Sydney Rock behaviour

A phrase coined by @itsmulalo and @boganbrazdoll that describes a luxurious and leisurely life just like a Sydney rock oyster
Mulalo: Hey Steph, do you wanna be on our Sydney Rock behaviour tonight?

Steph: Yes, I’ll make a reservation at Janes for 7
by Mulalo December 27, 2022
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