Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself
Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour
by DJTJ April 12, 2017
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The art of verbally implying or acting out a principle that would otherwise be punishable by Chains, Whip, Booby Trap or AK-47 By Stacy. This originated in 1970 where Hồ Chí Minh would perform taboo acts in the absence of his wife Stacy.
Gawd damn Bahn Mi, that was some Stacyless Behaviour right there. *laughs out loud*
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John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
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Controversial or risky behaviour carried out in a manner so that the person garners respect from others (frequently used Ironically)
"Jeff fought that bouncer last night whilst dunk."
"That's lad behaviour right there"
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someone who is wise and follows the top G
Person 1: brooo i passed all my exams without studying

Person 2: howwww
Person 1: Top G behaviour
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it's when you don't respond to your friend's masseges.
1:BRO IM DYING PLEASE HELP
aly behaviour: *sends sticker*
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The definition of swittas behaviour is to have a laugh do things more for entrainment purposes than practical purposes and to go against the conventional basically just to keep things swittas
All originates from a boy from stoke with a speech impediment and became a household saying
Thst was some very swittas behaviour by you there bruv
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