Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 13, 2017

beef curtains

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 23, 2005

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

by Corey-O February 2, 2007

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 3, 2007

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 30, 2004

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

by shinebox March 15, 2003