Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

by H. Winfield April 10, 2013

Fucked by bears

About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.

Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"

Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?

by Druglord Davis March 26, 2009

fuck beans

phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel

fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!

by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003

Toe beans

The beans at the bottom of a cat's foot. They sometimes are on other animal's feet, and are there for many reasons such as balance. Most who do not own a pet are fascinated about toe beans.

"I don't know about you, but toe beans are one of the cutest parts of a cat."

by Sockth December 9, 2018

u ate all my beans

A phrase used when someone eats your beans

U ATE ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

by Ur mum gei October 11, 2018

beanski

1) A blowjob on the run. 2) A quick rushed blowjob devoid of romance.

When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.

by General Motors September 28, 2006

candy beans

A favorite candy of the Bluth family in the show arrested development. It is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-shelled Boston Baked Beans.

Stan Sitwell's fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
STAN- "That's ok, I have a spare."
GOB- "I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!"

by abigator85 December 1, 2006