bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.
1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*
by Kayl April 22, 2008
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Oakdale Bean Dip

When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.
Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"
by BigDikBandit May 04, 2010
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National Bean Dip Day

On April 12 you get to bean dip anyone of your choice. You may bean dip UNLIMITED times with no coming back. Prepare to be bean dipped!!!
by BeanDipKing69 April 12, 2018
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juanitas special bean dip

Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in so they can taste the rainbow.
While i was doing Mary doggy style, i totally gave her a taste of juanitas special bean dip!
by DACIII July 03, 2007
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a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"
Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!
by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008
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Bean dip

The act of a woman dipping her clitoris on someone's forehead while they are passed out! The female version of t-bagging
Johnny t-bagged Mary! So Mary got revenge the next night with a bean dip
by Dipping Beans Mcklowskie April 06, 2017
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Bean dip

When Mexican families get together for a celebration
by Wise words are spoken September 08, 2015
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