Euro Beaners

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.

When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.

by T Macalicious April 24, 2014

baferd

A specialist in emergency medicine working with years of experience in the front line of every emergency department, taking care of the sickest patients and delivering critical care the first hours of a hospital stay. Mostly handling more patients at the same time than an ordinary ward doctor sees during a whole shift.

She/he saved three lives today and still got her/his calm, she/he is a real BAFERD!

by DocPhilSweden November 23, 2018

Cleaner Beaner

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.

Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.

by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008

beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.

You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!

by monkiki August 30, 2005

Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

Best highway exit ever. Found in Troy, MI, the exit off of I-75 to Big Beaver Road is Exit 69. Makes me wonder if they planned it that way.

The most fun thing to see in Michigan: Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

by Proud Left Wing Extremist December 17, 2011

beaver heater

a small electric fan typically stored in the bathroom or under someones desk.

hot air is blown forward and up into the beaver region

during the winter months ladies often have beaver heaters under their desk for extra warmth.

by haggis mchunty April 23, 2009

beavercat

A wild drunken animal with long talons and razor-sharp teeth, who thrives during the summer and hibernates all winter long. The beavercat likes attacking black tights and biting exposed limbs. Can be found in packs at the bar and in social settings in Fiji. WARNING: Do not cross paths when a beavercat is angry.

"What happened to your arm?"

"That damn beavercat got me"

"What happened to your tights?"

"My tights are now socks thanks to that beavercat"

by Skittys March 2, 2010