Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Ugandan Baton Drop

The act of taking a fresh poop log, preferably firm, and carefully dropping it in your partner's underwear while they sleep. You then have the option of staying the night to experience the confusion/embarrassment the following morning.

Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.

Ugandan Baton Drop by IL GRIGIO July 18, 2011

ass baton 

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

ass baton by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

French Baton 

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.

I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton

French Baton by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010

meat-baton 

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

meat-baton by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

Shag Baton 

A penis. Normally a large penis

'Man you should have seen her face when i got the old Shag Baton out........She was lovin' it'

Shag Baton by MongyMax December 1, 2007