babefest

"BabeFest" was one of the first bikini and lingerie screensavers, and the name has become a generic term for any collection of beautiful women, whether real or as a photo collection or gallery.

Sam had great ambitions for his photography web gallery, but it deteriorated into just a babefest of women he desired.

by Robert Abernethy May 15, 2005

based off of

a way to say "based on" when you want to sound dumb and use an extra syllable

"The movie was based off of the book."

by it'sokaytothink August 9, 2012

31th base

Didn't learn did you? This is the base reached when people realize there is no 31th base, its the 31st base... continue reading.

Bob: Dude, I totally got to 31th base last night.

Billy: Dude, there isn't a 31th base, its 31st, and there's no way you had actual phone sex... besides, that only works in cartoons.

by Epeeist May 26, 2008

all your base

ol-yOr-bAs

n. 1. A premature proclamation of victory. This expression is often incorrectly taken to mean simply victory. However, doing so does not take into account Zigs and their ability to be moved for great justice.

by hiyami November 1, 2003

90th Base

When you find a Human Centipede, feed it Taco Bell until it has the shits, and then fuck it up the ass until the foremost of the three sewn individuals begins to vomit diarrhea. Following this, you coil the three together into a circle, and then bend their spines until the opening in the middle of their circle is 1" in diameter (simultaneous fractures means you're doing it right). You then thrust your penis in aforementioned opening until you ejaculate directly into the puddle of spewed diarrhea (cum on the largest puddle if there are several). Then, having been driven mad by finding a way to outdo all the other bases on Urbandictionary, you superglue shut the asshole of the previously anally raped centipede shut and facefuck the foremost centipede member (diarrhea-vomit may or may not double as lube). You continue doing this until the gastrointestinal tract of one of the three explodes and die of internal bleeding. You then take a penis and eat it. Because you carry spare penises in your pocket. Afterwards, separate the human centipede's surviving members with a Ninjato, and shake the dead member to ensure that any bodily fluids left inside spill out into your puddle of diarrhea and cum. Sever limbs to mix the now brown, red, and white puddle until it is all one color. Once the solution is uniform, drink from it and spit into one of the ex-centipede member's mouths. Snowball eachother until God commits suicide and you become the new supreme deity of the universe.

"60th Base was cooler." - Bored people who have read all the way up to 90th Base.

"Fuck your couch." - Me

by TwelveTesticlesTappingTogether February 8, 2013

Base Drunk

A drunk applied before the main drinking of the day. Typically applied in the mid-afternoon, it allows for an easier to attain and more sustainable drunk later in the day. Can also be used to save money at expensive bars.

Hey man, want to lay down a base drunk before the party tonight?

by GregDDC October 9, 2008

Base Dump

The act of defecating off a cliff or any tall object. Safety note: Always base dump with a partner and never base dump into the wind with flu like symptoms.

Steve asked Fred to hold his wrists while he attempted his first base dump off the roof of his dorm.

Tim was disappointed and a little dirty when his base dump got stuck on his windowsill.

by RG2486 May 25, 2009