Bartender

A highkey therapist, proficient in crafting bad decisions; adept at assisting in romantic pursuits, subtly engaging in flirtation, and skillfully serving as a wingman.

Bartender, helping ugly people get laid

by Dzengo January 04, 2024

Bartender

a brat

Wow, Tyler is such a bartender.

by wordy300 August 29, 2022

Bartender

A person who spills tea too much; Someone who hears tea and spills it to many people.

“Don’t tell Bob, he’s a bartender”

by borndon_ September 08, 2023

Dirty Bartender

When during a threesome, you cum in a girl's belly button then mix it with whiskey and have another girl drink the mixture out of her belly button.

Bro, we had some much fun last night we even tried the dirty bartender.

by Scurzy May 20, 2019

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 06, 2019

Sous-bartender

A bartender’s apprentice learning the finer points of mixology.

The sous-bartender keeps the garnish full, glasses clean, and pours with excellence .

by Ldl463 September 17, 2021

Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.

A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender

by Tuesjay November 22, 2022