Bartender

A highkey therapist, helps you at making bad decisions, helps you get laid, lowkey flirts with you and skillfully serving as a wingman.

That Bartender will for sure help me get laid

by Dzengo January 4, 2024

Bartender

a brat

Wow, Tyler is such a bartender.

by wordy300 August 28, 2022

Sous-bartender

A bartender’s apprentice learning the finer points of mixology.

The sous-bartender keeps the garnish full, glasses clean, and pours with excellence .

by Ldl463 September 17, 2021

Bartender

Surfer of the vibes

Bartender got me right

by killahsish November 16, 2022

Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.

A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender

by Tuesjay November 22, 2022

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Bartender

A highkey therapist, proficient in crafting bad decisions; adept at assisting in romantic pursuits, subtly engaging in flirtation, and skillfully serving as a wingman.

Bartender, helping ugly people get laid

by Dzengo January 4, 2024