Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 4, 2008

bolivian brown barnyard

note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch

when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.

I just gave that chick a Bolivian brown barnyard

by Alex Rudebega lolz May 12, 2009

Barnyard Brawl

The bowel discomfort resulting from eating a meal consisting of multiple kinds of meat.

Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.

by Taco2sday March 19, 2014

Barnyard fart

the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based

She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.

I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

Barnyard fart

The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)

Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch January 23, 2011

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 10, 2016