by KrK August 6, 2008
When you trust a fart enough to let it rip but get more than you bargained for upon evacuation. i.e. Sharting
by JonnyMacBook November 20, 2013
When a totally flustered male on the prowl for vagina at a chosen drinking establishment needs to quickly and efficiently:
A) "Seal the deal" with chosen female or
B) Move on by allowing uncommited female escape from situation, thus saving precious time for both parties.
Tell female a bathroom break is needed, but upon return, a drink or dance should be shared. Depart to restroom for no more than four minutes making sure to return to the same spot for confirmation of her interest, and your safe passage to victory.
A) "Seal the deal" with chosen female or
B) Move on by allowing uncommited female escape from situation, thus saving precious time for both parties.
Tell female a bathroom break is needed, but upon return, a drink or dance should be shared. Depart to restroom for no more than four minutes making sure to return to the same spot for confirmation of her interest, and your safe passage to victory.
Bro 1- "Dude hurry the fuck up with this chick, it's been like 30 minutes!"
Bro 2- "Hold the fuck on man, i'm working on it!"
Bro 1- "No fuck no, just hush bargain with her dude."
Guy to girl- "Hey, goin to the restroom, let's grab a drink or dance or somethin' when I get back."
Girl to guy- "Sure!" four minutes later...
Bro 2- "Bro! she bailed on me? what a bitch!"
Bro 1- "Fuck it, let's move on to the next."
Bro 2- "Hold the fuck on man, i'm working on it!"
Bro 1- "No fuck no, just hush bargain with her dude."
Guy to girl- "Hey, goin to the restroom, let's grab a drink or dance or somethin' when I get back."
Girl to guy- "Sure!" four minutes later...
Bro 2- "Bro! she bailed on me? what a bitch!"
Bro 1- "Fuck it, let's move on to the next."
by j.mar04 November 17, 2009
When someone uses common virtue signaling to coerce an individual or individuals into something that is far fetched or Illogical.
Justin Trudeau is virtue bargaining again. He spent 5 minutes saying that truckers are harassers, but we know that he is full of shit.
by Koosobie February 9, 2022
by Orbits_Of_The_Elliptical_Kind January 10, 2020
That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.
1. Wife
2. Girlfriend
3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits
5. Sidepiece
6. Smash
7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
1. Wife
2. Girlfriend
3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits
5. Sidepiece
6. Smash
7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.
You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.
Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.
Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
by Starving Artist246 October 8, 2021
The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.
What the Better Business Bureau?
No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.
What the Better Business Bureau?
No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.
by Starving Artist September 23, 2021