You really need to secure the services of a 'lady of the night', but you don't have much cash, so you have to settle for a dirty transvestite.
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Get the The Bargain Harold mug.A bellybutton bargain is someone who is rather large/heavy/fat/overweight/or pleasantly plump.
It can also mean that someone has an obsession for bellybuttons
It can also mean that someone has an obsession for bellybuttons
Person1:Jude man look, it’s a bargain.
Person2: holy shit man you’re right, that is a fucking bellybutton Bargain.
Person2: holy shit man you’re right, that is a fucking bellybutton Bargain.
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A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?
Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.
Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.
*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member
Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.
Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.
*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member
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Get the A devil's bargain mug.1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the modern Plea Bargain mug.A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."
He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"
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Get the devil's bargain mug.Dora agreed to go out with him only if he'd keep his mask on the whole time. Now he can't even kiss her.
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...
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