Bangkok Handjob

when after a ejaculating, a male realises that what he was pleasuring himself to was a transexual

lads, i was a bit drunk last night and gave myself a bangkok handjob

by henrytipple August 15, 2009

Bangkok Blindfold

When a male or female deliberately ejaculates in someones eyes for the sole purpose of denying them sight momentarily so as to distract them from what ever deprave act is going on unknown to them or is about to happen to them.

Right before I switched places with my friend so he could have a turn anally pounding my ex-girlfriend I hit her with a Bangkok Blindfold and she never knew who finished up in her pink cum bucket!

by Billman99999 December 07, 2008

Bangkok Morning

The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"

I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.

by JBry September 18, 2008

bangkok teabag

The act of being in a hot sweaty room with no running water laying on the ground with a lady boy teabagging you. When he/she is done you have a venereal disease of the mouth.

I really hate going to Lewiston Maine because I always end up getting a Bangkok Teabag.

by mengsoldier November 20, 2013

Bangkok whistle

A ladyboys penis

Hey jade, check out that chick in her beautiful dress.
Ah Karen, that’s not a chick, I can see her Bangkok whistle!!

by Hastos December 29, 2020

Bangkok whistle

A lady boys penis

Hey jade I love that lady’s dress...
Karen, that’s not a lady, can’t you see her Bangkok whistle??

by Hastos December 29, 2020

bangkok blowout

When you are at an Asian restaurant and the food you ate is not sitting well and causes a... blowout. You then proceed to act like nothing has happened.

According to Larry, the man in the booth behind us just had a Bangkok blowout in his pants.

by emslaylay December 11, 2019