banana stand

Where the money always is...

On Arrested Development

George Sr: There is ALWAYS money in the banana stand!!!

by tcufrog08 July 7, 2008

Wet Banana

a. An innocent outdoor family toy.
b. A penis.

There goes Billy on the Wet Banana!
Is that Mom on the Wet Banana? It is!

by THE MANIAC IS IN THE MAILBOX November 7, 2015

Banana on the Hood

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.

While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.

by ColsBowlsPDx June 5, 2011

im a banana

I'm a Banana,

I'm a Banana,

I'm a Banana,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

Yeah, Yeah!

I'm a banana,

I'm a banana,

I'm a banana,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

ARW, ARW!

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Pow, Pow, Powwwer .

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

Banana Power,

LOOK AT ME MOVE!

Uh Oh Banana Time,

Uh Oh Banana Time,

Uh Oh Banana Time,

STOP!.

im a banana

by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013

banana code

(verb) to use 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)

(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle

**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**

Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.

**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**

Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.

by Maxwell Dope November 13, 2013

Reverse Banana Cream Pie

When you are giving a guy head and you make him think he is cumming in your mouth, but you let it go in your hand and then you slap him in the face with it.

I gave Jim a sweet Reverse Banana Cream Pie last night and he was NOT happy

by Daddy's Starfish February 23, 2011

road banana

a banana that is use in the way as road beer but only more healthy. you hang it out your pocket while you walk form place to place, normally when your piss drunk, as the road banana holder it is your job to, watch for people to chuckle at it. also known as the potassium bomb.

n: were hiting the road steph.
steph: just a sec ill grab a road banana,
n: sounds stellar chief i could use some potassium.
steph: road beer man too broski?
n: no there just way too over rated.

by stepstam March 24, 2011