Balloon Fight

After having sex with your hoe you take off your rubber and slap her in the face with it.

Yo E- Train I hooked up with my chicka last night and after I blew nut I yanked of my Jiz Balloon and we had a Balloon Fight....I won

by mcputter March 8, 2009

Balloon Boy

A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.

"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"

"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"

by ihatealbanians October 16, 2009

balloon boy

1.a cunt bag 2. an alternitive name to FUCK BOY 3. a five nights at freddy's 2 character 4. a dong inhaling enragement child.

me:FUCK YOU BALLOON BOY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!

by theninjafoxx May 11, 2015

Balloon Shop

Balloon Shop- Most definitely the greatest youtube channel out there with hits such as

Hey Ben
Take it to the Next Level
Shake
Snack Pack
I'm Listening to my Radio, Derrick!

and much much more

Guy 1: did you see the new balloon shop video

Guy 2: yeah, dude it was hilarious

by Youtube Lover June 4, 2009

Balloon Boy

Someone who appears to be in grave danger and has everyone fearing for their safety, but in the end are revealed to be nothing but a phony and a complete waste of time.

News Anchor 1: "It appears that balloon boy has crashed into a field in Colorado...the rescuers are moving in...no one is inside the balloon!"

News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."

by TZR October 15, 2009

balloon head

Somone who is unable to make logical decisions because they dont posses a brain in their head, just simply fresh air.

Why have you sold your car for half its value you balloon head?

by nutman17 May 24, 2007

Balloon Knot Security

Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.

Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.

Balloon Knot Security, BKS.

by Disciple of Knot September 16, 2008