balis

by anonymous July 13, 2022

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Get the balismug.

Bali

Weed

I just copped some Bali

by TylaaaaaaaaaaaaaG August 29, 2021

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Bali is what you call a somewhat blonde haired big guy with a big heart that’s typically named Hasan. Bali can be often found either in his bed, sleeping, or in his bathroom doing god knows what. If you are ever going out with him, chances are that he is gonna take hours to get ready and make y’all late, but once he is ready, will look fantastic. He is the most reliable, unreliable person that you can ever cross paths with. Although his talent and knowledge in crypto is undeniable, he’ll be surprisingly clueless in most situations. He is the kindest, however if you hear him shouting out “göt” to someone in the other room, don’t be surprised. Also, you can always count on Bali to go along with your most adventurous ideas. He’ll often be down to do anything at anytime. He’ll also never miss the chance of taking “a hit”, and most astonishing of it all is that no substance cracks this guy. During summer, if you can’t get a hold of Bali, don’t panic! He is probably at the spa, getting a massage, hopefully one with a happy ending. Everyone needs a Bali in their lives since he is loyal by nature and funny by existence.

(ps he should have stitches on his ass)

+who is that guy laying on the ground unconscious mumbling the currency of bt?
-Thats Bali, isn’t that cool?

+where is Bali?

-he is in the bathroom.

- How are you Bali?
+göt … (insert your name)

by drivingatvsonasunday March 3, 2023

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Wali-Bali

A person from the far reaches of space on a planet meant to collapse. This individual took to the stars, settled on earth, and proceeded to bully numerous kids across the globe

Person 1: Dude, Wali-Bali is coming!
Person 2: Shit, we’re screwed

by jobama mama October 3, 2022

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