baconizing

the act of doin' the bacon.

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).

by Some guy March 8, 2004

Baconized

(1)Getting burned bad in any video game
(2)Getting fried to a crisp in Warhawk with a Flamethrower while you are still lying there.

I really Baconized that guy.

by Millenneus February 6, 2008

bacon

peppa

me like bacon .R.I.P peppa

by peppa1234 November 4, 2019

Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

by FormerSmurf October 3, 2014

Bacon

Ok how do you NOT know what bacon is?

Lord ur missing out.

Mom : Sarah! We’re having bacon and eggs for breakfest!
Sarah : #$&@ save some for me!

by Acilitate January 15, 2018

Baconated

To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.

Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.

Sources of baconation include -

The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery

Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.

by bc0r August 22, 2014

baconed

This a non-food word; refers to your current high state. Used to described how high / stoned you really are.

I'm soo baconed right now." "Lets get baconed." "That blunt got be baconed." "'Tryin to blaze?, 'No, I'm chill; already baconed.'

by bay650area September 11, 2011