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Often annoying in unit 3 These abominations try to explode the reactor by clicking random buttons, They mostly select all the control rods and think that AZ-5 or Signal is a detonator, They also love to take off the covers of the AZ's They do not know how to chat and they do not know how to REACTOR EXPLODET the reactor, sometimes theyre smarter than usual, and mostly just stupid they rarely grind for power just sometimes if the bacon has the amount of iq to sync and start the turbines including the reactor.
we shot a bacon trying to click AZ-5
by alexalee0965 June 16, 2023
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Bacon

v. The present act of eating bacon. Can be used in past, present, or future tense: Ex. "baconing", "baconed", or "will bacon".
Tim: What are you going to do today?
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!

Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!
by pseudonym778 August 5, 2012
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Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."
Dude! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.
by Qvack Duck January 2, 2008
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"After morning sex"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"
by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019
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The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
~ Bacon with Pancakes

~ Bacon with Macaroni and Cheese

~Goes great with eggs
by xRavenx January 7, 2014
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Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
bacon doesn't need to be defined
by HJIL December 4, 2017
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Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.
by G-Stripe September 17, 2016
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