Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021

Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016

Backwoods

A cigar made for rolling weed the only good thing it comes in alot of great flavors and gets you high but its mostly the nicotine high
- its expensive

- its veiny hard to roll
- its stale alot
- too much nicotine

My last choice for roll up Alot of new school rappers have popularized backwoods but they are dumb its dutches all day

by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021

Backwoods Sprinkler

When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.

Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Not again..."

by AA-Ron Jenkins February 3, 2021

RAMI BACKWOOD

3 gram cannabis blunt rolled in a backwood of choice, and paper . Rolled to perfection with circles on each side of the blunt.

Yo can I get a Rami blunt?

That’s a big blunt- that’s a Rami blunt
Is that backwood have a 8th in it?
Do you want to smoke a Rami wood

*a Rami backwood is a backwood with anywhere from 2-3.5 grams inside

by COOLGUY333222 November 15, 2020

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends

by Naetharr July 1, 2018