Twat Burglar

Any individual with an incomparable prowess for seducing the female population.

"I'm not even gonna go out tonight if that twat burglar is going to be at the bar, there's no way you can run game when that guy is in the room."

by El Commodore May 3, 2010

turd burglar

yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar!!

by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003

turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

poo burglar

An imaginary creature to be used as a scapegoat to explain the taste in your mouth after a night of excessive drinking. He also turns your $20's into wadded up $1's and makes your cigarttes disappear.

I drank so much last night I didn't even know that the "poo burglar" paid me a visit. He must have because my mouth tastes like sh*t

by skinyminy March 4, 2011

turd-burglar

A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.

"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"

by Billy B August 24, 2006

Muff-Burglar

A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.

Bob: Who's that new guy over there?

Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 13, 2009

woman burglar

A man who enjoys stealing or seems to have the ability to "take" women from their boyfriends or husbands, this is the opposite of a woman burglar.

I hate that man he is such a woman burglar he took Jim's wife last month

by hellhound9210 July 15, 2009