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bullshit 

1. See electoral college.
2. Verb meaning to pass by the skin of one's teeth in school. To do crappy assignments and still manage to pass your classes.
bullshit by Lucy Li November 11, 2004

Bullshit 

When a bull has a bowl movement
when a bullshit -s
Bullshit by kkcutie123 January 13, 2011

bullshit 

Bullshit is what one would call something that isn't true or he doesn't agree with. Bullshit and Shit do not mean the same thing.

Shit is what one would say when an event does not work out for him/her. For example , "The illegal bubbling concoction exploded, causing Dr. Granstein to rip off his tie and scream, 'SHIT!! I DID IT AGAIN!'"
Galileo: The Earth travels around the sun!

Church: Bullshit! The Earth is at the center of everything, and everything else revolves around it!

Galileo: Watch as centuries later, my fact becomes utter truth.

Church: You have the devil in you because you spoke ill of the earth! Go fuck yourself in jail!

Bullshit 

A term for utter Nonsense, people exclaim this when they are angry because something strange or something that defies all logic or physics, could also be for something that is nearly impossible to acheive.
Joshua: Hey dude I just got all the Achievements on Metal Gear Solid.

Nathan: Bullshit!

Joshua: No seriously, I really di-

Nathan: BULLSHIT!

Joshua: Dude, if you can't even trust me than why am I even you're frie-

Nathan: I SAID MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!

Joshua: Fuck this Shit I'm out.
Bullshit by Hawk Studios Gaming September 17, 2017

bullshit 

A great TV show on Showtime the Pen and Teller do, it can sometimes be insulting but it delievers its point well every time, with humor that will cause one to luagh their ass off.
Bullshit is so funny, I luagh myself to tears when I see a episode.
bullshit by Simon Hawthorne August 16, 2006

bullshit 

exactly how it sounds...its bull shit
you dont wanna step in this
on the ranch...

benny: whats that smell?
bob: DUDE! you stepped in bullshit!