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Built like a bitch

When you stand for nothing, fall for everything.. you’re built like a bitch, a motherfucking bitch.
by Hahaha!! August 26, 2023
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Deadass built like a

It's basically making fun of a dumbass who just walked in like bro, NO BITCHES?
Ngl, you deadass built like a insert *fnf song.mp3*
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Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Built like a Canine

A phrase used to describe a person who has a slim/skinny build accompanied by protruding collarbones akin to a dog.
"That guy Built like a Canine."
"Fax bro."
by OGJitmobile May 30, 2021
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built like a shit duckhouse

A man or woman who appears to be well built and large but in reality are full of steroids and liquid mass.
"In his day Arnie was a big man, now the modern body builders are built like a shit duckhouse"
by Lazlobane June 25, 2017
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Built like a tuba

That you have large boobs
by ShiestyGang July 31, 2022
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Built like a Brick

Girl: Hey I really like your suit you have on.
Man: You're built like a Brick don't talk to me !
by Dongin Bongin July 7, 2022
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