(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Built like an accident reportmug. by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 12, 2019
Get the You're Built Like a Mormonmug. Xxoriginaldaze
by 111211113455 April 25, 2025
Get the Built like morning breathmug. She’s built like a screenshot
by Dictionaryaccurate June 9, 2024
Get the built like a screenshotmug. Xxoriginaldaze
by 111211113455 April 25, 2025
Get the Built like morning breathmug. someone looks like or his physical form is weird/unique or when your trying to insult someone saying for example:
nathan: damn that bitch be built like a blimp lmao
xenon: her boyfriend be built like a duck shithouse LOL
nathan and xenon: LMFAO
xenon: her boyfriend be built like a duck shithouse LOL
nathan and xenon: LMFAO
by boi u be built like an acronym April 12, 2021
Get the be built likemug. When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)
by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023
Get the built like a ponymug.