Bryan 

A man who is hilarious and is loved by everyone. Not only is he great but has amazing sex like a god and has an enormous cock.

Bryan is so funny I love him.

Bryan by Laker24 July 8, 2016

Bryan 

Bryans are extremely dumb and fat and get no girls.

Me: Hey Bryan your gay.
Bryan: Why you bully me.

Bryan by Bruh on smarties March 2, 2020

Bryan 

When you’re with a Bryan it can feel as if heaven has descended here on earth. Laughing is very commonplace when you’re with him, as is learning and expanding your mind.

Sometimes though, he’ll say things to push you away when you’re getting to know him, but it’s only because he’s afraid of being hurt again. It’s hard for him to know how to love at times. You shower him with compliments because they are true and you’ve never quite met someone like him but those things turn him off... initially, but then he’ll warm up to you. He’s like a jelly filled donut, all his goodness is inside, once he lets you in.

Bryan and i are working on that school project I was telling you about!
Oh, cool let me know how it goes

Bryan by 1718. May 4, 2019

Bryan 

A funny guy who just happens to be Jesus. Bryan is also not the sharpest tool in the shed. He is funny and knows lots of racial slurs. Bryans are also often hyperactive but can sometimes turn hyperactivity into enthusiasm.

Bryan is retarded

Bryan by Bry-Fly June 8, 2017

Bryan 

A total bitch

“Bryan just said something so stupid to me”

“I hate Bryan he’s the definition of a bitch”

Bryan by anonymous October 15, 2020

Bryan 

A smart, but annoying man, who will hurt his neck once in his life.

Stop being a Bryan

Bryan by sdhcfiuwdecbedwhbcn January 24, 2017

Bryan 

A Bryan is reall nice and funny. He has a good personality but he is very hot. His dick is VERY large and performs great sex. A good person to be friends with but a great person to have sex with.

Oh Bryan fuck me harder. Ur doing so good! Don't stop! Don't stop!

Bryan by Hsjhdd September 23, 2016