Barry Bondsed

When you have someone intentionally walk on your balls.

Carson wanted to be Barry Bondsed so badly that he actually offered Raul thirty bucks to walk on his balls. Raul thought it over and decided against it, citing his "not being gay" as his reason.

by buks May 11, 2006

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BOTDF

Blood On The Dance Floor is a Crunkcore monstrosity where they talk about parting, raping, killing, accusing while spraying their hair in different colours to look like they are superheroes. The members of the band are Dahvie Vanity (Jesus Torres) who is actually a pedophile and a manipulator who takes criticism too fucking seriously and Jayy Von Monroe, who is protecting Dahvie from being labeled as a pedophile. Their lyrics are extremely traumatic that their CDs need to be pulled off the fucking shelf of the store and get burned to bits.

#1: DAHVIE IZZ N00T A PEDOO!! LEAF H1M AL000N3!!!1 :3 :3
#2: But, it's true, BOTDF sucks and Dahvie raped the girl. Get over it.
#1: FAAHHHK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU BIIIIIIIITCH!!!

by Emile1995 January 6, 2013

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BTDS

BTDS is an acronym that stands for Bigger Than Dick Shit. When you take a huge ass shit, look into the toilet and wonder "I think that's bigger than my dick" you've taken a BTDS.

Joe: Yo Tommy, check the toilet, I just left a BTDS
Tommy: Your BTDS's are like 4 inches

by -Asher October 20, 2010

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wats-bots-bagots

(wotts-botts-beegots)
A nickname for a person who is a total faggot and is a bitch when he is around girls to try and get pussy.

Originated for Nick Gier.

Mags: yo man look at Maltby over there bein a bitch with Emily
Andy: ya man what a Wats-bots-bagots

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Mags: dude gier's been goin out with allyssa for like a year and a half and hasnt gotten ANYTHING
Andy: yeah man he' an egyptian wats-bots-bagots

by andy and mags January 16, 2008

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barry bonds

An African American left fielder for the San Francisco Giants who has abnormally small testicles (size youth medium cup), a size 32 D bra, and a gigantic dome. Barry is an individual who didn't understand the consequences of shooting animal growth hormone into his glutinous and is currently suffering from a shriveled scrotum, limited room in his bra, a lot of room in his jock, excessive back-acne, a schizophrenic and unpredictable roid raging personality. Pedro Gomez of ESPN has divorced his wife, and left his kids so that he could follow this cheating, low-life, asshole.

Barry Bonds, the pussy left fielder for the San Francisco Giants, who cheated so that he could pass Hank Aaron's home run record, now pees from an organ called the vagina.

by G-Schwartz April 14, 2007

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