Barshit

Barshit can be a synonym for the word bullshit.
If someone cuts you off while your driving, you say "thats barshit"

Barshit also tends to be followed by the word unherman.

You can pronounce unherman with a silent H for a more effictive saying. So it would sound like unerman.

Barshit and Unherman both originate from the Armitage household, which has been adopted by the Hurdons, and other families.

Both words sound better when used in a Country/Hick accent.

I lost Bingo! Barshit!

Aaaaah, we have to canoe back to shore in a thunder storm, barshit - unherman!

by cattybeav June 11, 2011

bearsome

A cat, often very pretty but always very mean. Likes to suck people into petting her, then she bites them. A bearsome almost always has an angry look on her face, most likely because she hates the world.

That bearsome just bit me!

by Bearsome fearer August 19, 2006

spit bars

In reference to rapping in the studio or freestyle rhyming "bars" indicates the words used in the number of lines in a 4 count beat. The Majority of Rappers "spit" or say these rhymes in 16 counts of 4 beats. If a rapper suggests spitting bars he will most like try to prove his/her superior ability to rhyme and with clever and witty use of language. Usually ending with "BARS!" to indicate completion of their 16 Bars or one complete hiphop verse.

Hey man, lets spit bars on this new beat!

by DirtyD-Damnit June 26, 2014

make bears

Taking a poop (going number 2).

Lexalynn: Oh man! What died in the bathroom?!
Lanalin: Sorry, I ate a burrito at lunch and had to make bears.

by Lanalin November 15, 2005

Barstool Sports

An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.

I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.

by I don't like math February 4, 2018

chicago bears

who dennis green thought they were

"The chicago bears are who we thought they were!"

by mark twain racist March 7, 2009

Barstow Loogie

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!

A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!

by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011