food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.

Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!

by Rich October 31, 2003

Bripster

One who associates himself with bros and hipsters. This person functions like a chameleon, assimilating to either group based on social context. One day he may be wearing a flannel, tight pants, and a pair of RealD 3D glasses without the lenses, and the next, he will be wearing a tipped cap, a pair of gym shorts, and an Ohio State T-shirt while drinking a can of Natty Light or Four Loko. Even worse, he may try to become a hybrid of the two, such as wearing a flannel and khaki shorts(which a hipster would NEVER wear) to a performance of Les Miserables. Regardless, this person tries to transcend the rules of society, but from an unbiased perspective, he fails miserably.

Don't worry about it, man. He's a bripster.

by DarknessImprisonsMeeeee February 20, 2011

Blister soup

When a girl's herpes sores all erupt at once forming a puddle of pus in thier underware.

Dude: I was gonna' hit that last night til' I found out that ho' was cookin' a bowl of blister soup!

Other dude: yo that's some sick ass shit!

by big pimpliscious December 10, 2009

blisterbate

To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.

Jack choked the chicken so often when his girlfriend was out of town he developed blisterbates.

by Madmo February 25, 2015

Berry Blister

Blister that forms on the tips of your thumbs from overuse of Black Berry.

"Trevor is the hardest working of the sales pit, just look at the berry blisters on his thumbs."

by TannisT February 15, 2008

Bever Blister

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.

"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"

by Turfclubtom April 19, 2008

Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.

I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing

by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012