Lesbian footwear that people named Janell lust after, crave and ultimately purchase. This purchase will be mocked by all gubbies everywhere.
by Gubby 2.0 July 2, 2018
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by Bionodroid September 18, 2020
Get the Birkenstocks mug.He just kept stealing their hacky sack and rubbing it on his balls and throwing it at them. Eventually they had enough and he totally got birkenstomped.
by pitkid January 6, 2012
Get the Birkenstomped mug.Hippies and wanna be hippies who wear birkenstocks with socks to keep their feet warm in the cold months. They looks like tools because sandals are not supposed to be warn with socks! Duh
Crazy hippies wearing birkensocks trying to keep their dirty feet warm in the winter with out giving up the sandals- mostly because their too stoned to find new shoes.
by the duba duba WB October 4, 2007
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by Yukon Carnivorous April 1, 2024
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by I Like To Define Words February 25, 2024
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by Camor September 5, 2011
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