baseball

A game that involves sticks and balls. A game men play. i ain't tawkin bout homosexual gameplay.

Roy Halladay: yo homie skillet, let me play 9 innings this time fo shizzle mah nizzle.

Chuck Manuel: yo niggah i ain't playin with yeah. Clifton Lee can do that shit but you can't, yo old son. Baseball is for men, not guys with overgrown beards.

by G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2010

baseball

An extremely hard but fun sport to play though is boring to watch. Pitching is hard and hitting is harder. Arm strength is extremely important with quick thinking as well. To all the haters try playing it and when some do not succeed have some respect. It takes quick speed but not endurance, balance, power, and reaction time. Any person with sense will get where I, a baseball player, am coming from.

Bob: Baseball is for pussies soccer is where it's at!
Jim: Well if you try baseball, I'll try soccer.
Bob: You're so on. I will own.
Three months later...
Bob: Baseball is hard. I can't hit for shit or throw farther than my arm. I have a new respect.
Jim: Good. I have a new respect for soccer now.

by quithatingonus!!! February 23, 2011

baseball

1. a game in which you have a batter a pichter and an umpire, the point is to hit the ball in order to make it to at least 1st base or go for the gold in a homerun. as for scoring a point for each team mate runs across the home plate at which you first were up to bat.

2. The best game ever played for pothead and frequent smokers alike. the way you play is you take x amount of hits or drags and pass it to the next person and not exhaling until you get the blunt/joint back to you. the object of the game is to see who can hold there breath the longest. (Note: this game needs 2+ players)

example 1: GUY 1: dude are you gonna go to baseball practice?

Guy 2. idk bro, i heard coach is being a douche today.

example 2: smoker 1: ayyy you down to play baseball even though its only the 2 of us?

smoker 2: fasho man. start with 2 hits.

by ayyy_dubb January 10, 2011

baseball

A very hard and much more dangerous sport then any other american sport (except for maybe nascar, but driving a car is not really a sport.) The only sport (besides nascar) where someone has died in. The person also died by just getting hit by a 80 mph curveball not even a 100 mph fastball. Nobody has ever died from pussy football. Also hitting a roundball with a round bat is the hardest thing to do in sports.

Football players are secret gays because they like to tackle men in tight pants.

baseball

by ac333334 December 9, 2008

baseball

A game played while smoking marijuana, the object being to hold in one hit until the other people smoking have all hit the dank and the tree has come back to you.

Pat: Dude guys, let's play some baseball.
Dom: No dude, there's five of us. My lungs will be shot!

by Pat Shay April 9, 2007

Baseball

A sport that id for fat losers that dont have enough energy to run around a lacrosse field. And is basically just an excuse to sit around and chew while wearing gay ass sun glasses. It is also the most BORING sport to watch on the face of the planet. Not to mention they are the second biggest pussies in the world second to soccer players, you got hit with a baseball big deal, try getting hit with a rubber ball filled with cement at 100mph.

" Hey look at those baseball fags"!
Baseball player1 "Hey wanna go do some chew"
Baseball player2 "Sure, can I wear my gay 5$ gas station glasses"?
Baseball player1 " sure and maybe we can have butt sex after, and talk about how much we hate lacrosse".

by LAXBRO69! September 29, 2010

baseball

THE WORST SPORT EVER INVENTED! go play a real mans sport like hockey or locrosse. even soccer is better than baseball at least then your not standing still for 3 hours

Dude: did you see the baseball game lastnight?

guy: no baseball is dumb, you fatty

by imtheman24 October 25, 2010