Barnacle Bitch

A girl that your seeing and is EXTREMELY clingy, much like a Barnacle on a pole in the water

Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch

by Smart ass Russian September 13, 2011

barnacle brothers

Sailors that have caught herpes from the same hooker in port.

"Seaman Angelo and Midshipman Frazier just left Thailand as barnacle brothers."

by Fr3ak5how17 December 18, 2017

Barnacle Boi

A name given to a person's nose being so fat that it resembles Barnacle Boy.

Bigman - "what's up lilman, omg ur nose is so fat. You honestly look like barnacle Boi."

Lilman - " I know right, it's so ridiculously fat"

by AminTHE3rd March 31, 2020

Barnacle-head

An insult used mostly by Squidward Tentacles. It's derived from the phrase, Barnacles.
Usage:
- Plankton!
- Opposite Day
- SB-129
- Dying for Pie
- Shanghaied
- Club SpongeBob
- Just One Bite
- Doing Time
-Mid-Life Crustacean
- Patrick SmartPants
- You Don't Know Sponge
- SpongeBob: Battle For Bikini Bottom (Rehydrated)

Squidward: "Here you go sir, a king-sized ultra Krabby Supreme with the works. Double-battered, fried (puts stick on it) On a stick."
Fish: "Thanks!"
Squidward: "Barnacle-head."
Fish: "Pardon me?"
Squidward: "You forgot your mayonnaise."
Fish: "Thanks!"

by Luke the Blockhead January 22, 2023

barnacle bill

The male member, especially when infected with Genital Warts.

I needs me some cream for my barnacle bill; the itchin's drivin' me crazy.

by Fabio Jones June 5, 2003

barnacle bob

A celebrity living among a group of people, unknown.

When Jim Carey moved into his new neighborhood, he tried to remain Barnacle Bob for as long as possible.

by Heinz Rogerschmidt January 22, 2003

Barnacle Tapping

Taking home the most rachet girl from an island or nautical themed bar.

Steve went home with a sea creature last night. Totally barnacle tapping.

by Turtle Rider September 7, 2013