band geek

A high school senior that wears a varsity jacket that says:
1.Marching Band
2.Symphony Band
and nothing else. If they have another sport on their jacket, then they're fine. (BTW, orchestra is better than band.)

Bully: I hate those band geeks. I'm gonna kill them!
Band Geek 1: Not unless we kill you first!
Band Geek 2: Get him!
Bully: Ahhhh!!!!!
(Band geeks torture the bully to death with loud and terrible band music)

by UM North Quad May 1, 2006

band geek

Person who goes to Blue Mountain and is obsessed with band and cares about nothing else.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Band Geek

Mike Dixon. the epitimy of band geek. he teaches little kids to be band geeks.

Mike Dixon, what a band geek, big-nosed, glowworm.

by The Whole Entire World March 10, 2005

Band Geek

A Dork, Nerd, Douchebag, Fucktard! Spends all their time talking worthless band smack. Moves in odd clicks only with other band geeks. A hater of sports or anyone with atletic ability. The douchebag that always got their books and that lame ass instrument case slapped out of their hands in school. Non-Pussy getter unless a trick within the nerd click is handin it out. Thinks anyone NOT in the band is a loser. Can't dress for shit. Always look out for floods, white high-top Reebok shoes from the 1980's, shitty hair style, taped glasses frame, possibly a pocket protector with an exploded pen stain on the pocket. Things killer bands like Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy, Staind and Alice in Chains are lame. A band geek can always play the Barney song on their instrument. Blogs with other band geeks about sheet music and band camp experiences. Has only seen pussy when his mom gets out of the shower. Thinks condoms are flute covers. Need I say more?

Kill- "Yo, Band Geek..come over here douchebag!"

Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."

Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"

Band Geek- "Um ok."

by Kill1349Chief February 3, 2009

band geek

people who aren't cool enough to be orch dorks

Band Geek: Hey look at that squirrel holding a acorn!
Orch Dork: OMG THAT SQUIRREL HAS AN ACORN IT'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

by ORCH DORKS 4EVR March 28, 2010

band geek

losers that read books and wear pocket protectors.

Lindsey is a Band Geek

by kevin r September 19, 2007

band geek

Your typical Band Kid. Likes marching, but is happy to get out of practices. Thinks the band nerds are weird and the bands dorks annoying. They're cool with Choir Dweebs but tend to get on the Orchestra Nerds' nerves.

"Hey, the Band Director's not making us play post game! Cool!"

"You're just a Band Geek, aren't you."

by me v.2.4 December 22, 2008