Fuck it we ball

When your situation is so dire that there is nothing to lose so you can just do it without losing anything. It is used in a simillar manner to "Cowabunga it is" where you just say 'screw it' and do whatever you were going to do without worrying about the consequences.

Person A: "Hey uh, are you sure you can do that?"
Person B: "Fuck it we ball."

by yogha May 8, 2023

Wake Up Ball

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Belle of the ball

The most attractive woman at a social gathering.

The partner of partners, the belle of the ball.

by Huertino December 2, 2010

Cock and Ball Torture

The act of throwing one of those massive rubber yoga balls at a chicken until it fucking dies.

"Hey Jim, I'm gonna go preform some Cock and Ball Torture."
"Aw hell yea we're eating good tonight!"

by Coolest Fella Around September 19, 2019

ball milking

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.

Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Ball Trash

A more offensive way to refer to ejaculate or cum.

I can feel my ball trash really building up. I really need to go smack one out.

by Hamper Hunter November 18, 2020

ball lock

A device that fastens around the scrotum above the testicles that cannot be removed by the wearer because the testicles cannot fit through. A common $3 padlock from the local hardware store is 100% effective for this purpose. In combination with a bikelock cord looped through some immovable object, this becomes a restraint that no man could ever escape from, even if his life depended on it.

While he was sleeping, she put a ball lock on him. Now she owns him.

by Torturess January 6, 2007